i really shouldn't be blogging about this on a sunday, so if any of you are trying to have a very uplifting spiritual sabbath you may want to wait until tomorrow {or forever} to read this post.
recently i started singing the "boom-chicka-boom" song with mclayne.
i only knew the first two lines and got curious about the rest of the lyrics so i looked them up and found:
i said a boom chicka boom (echo)
i said a boom chicka boom (echo)
i said a boom chicka boom rocka chicka rocka chicka boom(echo)
Uh huh! (echo)
Oh yeah! (echo)
One more time...style.
then you make up your own style (rock n roll, underwater, slow, animal, etc)
as i'm singing it with mclayne one day we decided on animals. first we did cow...
"...i said a moo chicka rocka chicka milka chicka moo (mclayne repeats)
uh huh (mclayne repeats)on yeah (mclayne repeats)one more time..." i now innocently come up with a simple animal that mclayne is familiar with and say "doggie style!" (and of coarse MCLAYNE REPEATS!)
me:"oh, that's not a good animal for this song. let's pick another animal."
mclayne:"DOGGIE STYLE!"
let me paint the picture for you...we are outside, no longer singing the song, and mclayne is randomly shouting "D...S...!" the more i try to ignore or distract her the more she knows it is bad and the more she wanted to say it. how do you possibly explain to strangers why your 2 1/2 year old knows about that?! luckily nobody but ryan and i heard her.phew. she now only says dog style and only when we sing the song, so if we retire it for a while i think we'll be okay! i'm a little sad because it is a great song. so when we bring it back we're staying away from doggies, missionaries, cowgirls, and cowboys!
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just chaulk it up to, "that's the kind of parents we decided we are" - the kind that teach their young kids sexual phrases.
take it easy over there.
That's actually really funny. Mclayne is just too smart for her own good! Of course she would repeat it once you tell her not to!
Berit only speaks gibberish, but she used to end every sentence with the phrase "in the butt". I started to sing the South Park song by Buttars "what, what? in the butt!" and it just made her say it even more.
We're awesome parents.
hahaha you kill me, thats hilarious. Oh and also, the bedroom is actually a lot bigger in person, we still wont fit our armoire but we're planning on putting that in the front room. You guys will have to come down and see it one day.
That is so funny. Love it! I wish I could have heard her yelling it!
That is too funny. I'm rolling on the ground from laughing so hard. (Mike)
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