Resolutions

I usually don't write down any yearly goals, but I came across a list of new years resoloutions that could have been written for me. it was a little spooky. i figured it might be a good idea to write {or ctrl C} them down, so i will actually remember to work on them. after a few changes this is what i came up with. i'm sharing them with you, because any help in accomplishing them would be great...ie not doing things i don't like and will be forced to judge, giving me a great deal on your piano, or laying out with me.;) seriously though, gentle and not.so.gentle reminders would be appreciated.
In 2009
I will...
*Drink more water. this one's harder than it looks!
*Put down serious roots in Colorado. Utah is just for VISITING
*Workout nightly with Ryan. Less than four months left to get into wedding shape
*Get a tan...and then botox to get rid of the wrinkles
*Buy a piano. either a used upright or a new baby grand...we'll let the economy decide
*Re-learn piano. it's been years
*Make a weekly meal plan. that includes me cooking at least THREE nights


I won't.....
*Watch crappy tv. this will be a lot easier now that the hills is off the air
*Talk without thinking. does anyone have this problem?
*Judge. hard. (okay, even though this sounds like it's straight of seriously so blessed, it's true)
*Buy things I don't need. even if they are on sale
*Get pregnant. That can wait...and wait....