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another one is our alphabet poop project...
ryan likes to make up different ways to ask cole if he has pooped. while in st. george, the bergstrom boys came up with a few to add to the list. it got me to thinking that it might be fun/challenging to come up with a phrase for every letter of the alphabet. here is what we came up with...{we had a lot of time driving in the car to brainstorm!}
Apple/Awk in your A...
Bomb in your Boxers/Bloomers
Crap in your Coolots
Dookie/Doo Doo in your Diaper
Dump in you Drawers
Excrement/Eewie in your E...
Feces/Fudge in your F...
Grunt in your Gitch/Gotch
Hud in your Huggies
Ice cream in your I...
J... in your Jockeys
Kool Whip in your Khakis
Log/Loaf in your Luvs/Long johns
Mess in your M...
Nugget in you kNickers
Oh no in your O...
Poop in your Pants
Q...
Rocky Road in you R...
Soil your Shorts
Turd in your Trousers
Ugly in your Undies
V...
Waste in your Whities
X...
Yucky in your Y...
Z...
We are now down to the hard letters. If you are well versed in the language of poo/underwear/pants and would like to add to and/or edit the list, please feel free. I'm not ready to give up on the dream of a best-selling children's book just yet!
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Ha! This list is cracking me up. Here are some I can think of:
Ice cream from you Intestines
Jujubees in your Jockeys
Excrement from your Entrails
X-tra in your X...
Thats all I can think of for now.
yah, you're on your own sister! this is where the Bergstroms and I don't gel. i don't do potty talk. ew!
...but i'm sure J.T. will be all over it!!
Hmmm, I've not nothing. Amy's are pretty good though.
I am all for a Vegas or St. George weekend! That would be WAY more exciting than Nebraska. Just let me know when you are thinking ~ it sounds like Amy would definitely be interested too. I can go whenever (other than 6/10-6/19) because I have a bunch of vacation time to use. If you are thinking this summer, I can give you some dates that would be good. Just let me know.
Hm. Here is another one.
Quicksand in your Quarters
And you are right, I have a lot of experience in the poop area.
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