Thursday, April 2, 2009

alphabet poop part II

i am sure all of you will be VERY excited to know that the list is complete, although some of them are a bit of a stretch. now you can finally get some sleep at night...you're welcome!;)

Apple in your Armour
Bomb in your Boxers/Bloomers
Crap in your Coolots
Dookie/Doo Doo in your Diaper
Dump in you Drawers
Excrement/Eewie from your Endtrails
Feces/Fudge in your Fruit of the Looms
Grunt in your Gitch
Hud in your Huggies
Icky in your Intimates
Jujubees in your Jockeys
Krud/Kool Whip in your Khakis
Loaf in your Luvs
Log in your Long johns
Mess in your unMentionables
Nugget in you kNickers
Oh no in your Overalls
Poop in your Pants
Quicksand in your Quarters
Rocky Road/Runs in your Rags
Soil your Shorts
Turd in your Trousers
Ugly in your Undies
Void your Vacuum
Waste in your Whities
Xtra in your XXXwear
Yucky in your You know what
Zero out your Zoot suit

3 comments:

Caitlyn said...

I am amazed, it is a true masterpiece. We are seriously thinking of displaying it in the nursery. The baby is laughing... she has a good sense of humor- I think.

Amy said...

Seriously, I laugh everytime I read this list. I am impressed that you came up with one for every letter. Now that is dedication!

Jessica said...

I don't appreciate soil in your shorts. I very clearly told Ryan the word and it wasn't "soil" he he he